1. Take a character or characters.
2. They introduce(or reintroduce) themselves in various ways(some kind of sex joke throw in.)
3. Surprise! Someone dies!
Surprise! Someone appears!
4. The main character(s) reacts, maybe a fight ensues.
5. Surprise! Something weird happens!
6. Main character(s) react to this new occurrence or arrival, fit it with the earlier Surprise!(Repeat lines 5 & 6 at least twice)
7. Surprise! A half reveal or yet another surprise guest! By this time most readers are getting bored so it has to be SHOCKING(more than likely CONFUSING).
8. Main character(s) ramp up the violence and are SURPRISEd when the true menace is revealed. The heroes triumph but...
9. SURPRISE! Something is not quite right with one of the characters and the new storyline has begun.