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Showing posts with label Wolverine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wolverine. Show all posts

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Bored

So I haven't posted for awhile. I'm contributing my lack of writing to my decision to drop energy drinks. Those sweetly disgusting caffeine bombs were my basic fuel for the past two years and now I'm trying to do without. It's taking a toll.


Anyway, I can bring myself to talk about a few things rolling in my mind right now.


1) When will someone tell Nic Klein that he's drawing the wrong Night Thrasher costume on the covers for New Warriors? He's been doing it since issue #2 and doesn't seem likely he will be changing up anytime soon, judging by the cover of #6.

2) Speaking of New Warriors, the team's(mainly Chamber's, who should know better) reaction to Tattoo's dying is confusing. What did they think was going to happen when they threw themselves between murderers and the people they intended to murder? It's one thing to not expect to die at a certain time, but to say they didn't sign on to die is plain stupidity. We want our heroes to live, but to have them completely clueless as to the dangers is kind of bad writing.

3) The Hellcat story in Marvel Comics Presents is great. The Immonens are a terrific team and the story seems like it's going to be pure fun straight through. It's the perfect story for the superhero ex-wife of the Son of Satan. I kind of wish it was it's own series. Marvel needs more books that are free of melodramatic angst. I like my heartwarming to be uplifting, not devastating.

4) For the Accursed Interloper, in All-Star Batman and Robin, The Boy Wonder, Miller introduces us to a Batman-obsessed Irish bartender who decides one day to join the fight against crime as the Black Canary. Overwhelmed while trying to stop gunrunners at Gotham Harbor, BC is saved by the insanely scary goddamned Batman, and to celebrate, the two heroes make out(more?) right there on the dock. True story.

5) After reading Wolverine #58, I only see Guggenheim digging himself deeper and deeper into a hole. To explain Wolverine's resurrection episodes, it's revealed Logan killed an Angel of Death in World War I. Okay, a supernatural explanation as to why Logan could regenerate after complete flesh destruction makes sense. But get this: it happens for every major injury past bullet wounds. If he gets stabbed in the heart, he dies. If his lungs collapse, he dies. If he gets burned, he dies. At first it seemed like Wolverine was too powerful. Now, his healing factor's weaker than Spider-Man's. At least Petey wouldn't die from a stab wound.

Just a few things I had rattling around in my head. We recorded a new podcast Thursday and it should be kind of hilarious. Except to FDR.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Mike Carey Agrees With Me

In the latest issue of X-Men, Mike Carey brings up a point that pretty much ruined Guggenheim's run on Wolverine for me. Guggenheim seems to believe Wolverine resurrects from every major injury and has to fight for his soul before regenerating his flesh. Which is stupid. Wolverine heals, and from his earliest appearances always made sure he didn't get burned to death. Hell, in Days of Future Past, he was burned to death. And yet, Guggenheim has him survive a point blank hypercharged Nitro explosion where he's burned to the skeleton and comes back to life, making Wolverine unkillable. It's beyond even my comic book sensibilities to accept.

Isn't it weird Humberto Ramos drew both those stories? And that this spread is incomprehensible? How big is Harpoon supposed to be? Are they fighting through the ground Rogue is lying down on?

By the way, most of you probably already know about the two new Metropolis police officers, but what you probably don't know is that their series, HERE COME THE BLACK & WHITE'S!, is currently being developed in the minds of everyone from Big Monkey. But we need your help! Any artists out there(or anyone who can make stick figures look different) please send your interpretations of Officers Scipio Garling and Devon Sanders to jonhexlives@yahoo.com. I'll probably end up posting any entries in a grand post, dedicated to the newest members of the MPD.

Monday, June 11, 2007